Kopy Kat Killah and the Wannabes
Kopy Kat Killah is a hard-core male rapper trapped in the body of a 20 something, white, upper middle class female. This leads to a lot internal conflicts, as well as a lot of rhymes and beats that will make your jaw drop and your ass shake. Backed up by her live band, the Wannabes, Kopy Kat Killah gon’ get yo’ turkey flap shut and yo snack cake quakin’!
Kopy Kat Killah claims to hail from the tuffest blocks of the tuffest streets of the tuffest cities in the tuffest country, but our research suggests she’s from the same town as David Sedaris’s rich grandma and that Lebron James nearly became her neighbor after he got rich and famous. A product of a generation raised on Dr. Dre and George Bush’s abstinence only education, Kopy Kat Killah is a bit konfused, but she will certainly get the party started. She “don’t use no samples,” all of her songs were written from scratch by her and her band/posse, the Wannabes. Her songs include “Pit of Clits,” where she attempts to convince her “fly” female listeners to throw themselves in a hole so that she can be knee deep in bitches, and “Ass or Check,” where she tells the harrowing tale of how she used lard from local deep fryers to fill up the buttox of a young pharmacist who’s got “tits poppin’ out her lab coat like zit on the back of a kid jerkin’ it to his dad’s girlie mag” and an “ass that’s flat like a plate with a crack.” Kopy Kat Killah and the Wannabes gon’ get yo’ turkey flap shut and yo snack cake quakin’!
